Crystal Skulls

RickyLynn · Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 3969

Not to mention the unregistered, unauthorized, weapons vaporizer. So, even if you were able to conceal your drill, it would be vaporized as you cross the threshold of any entrance.

I do hope you'll conceal your weapon in your pocket. Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Beer-Ear · Joined: Aug 28, 2005 Posts: 1367 Location: Middle Mars

I wonder if the Neutronium shielding let it pass (a few times so far) because it's not a weapon.

It's a tool, isn't it?

An ordinary tool. Nothing fancy. Wood and iron. Something you might find on, oh, just about any boat or ship.

Isn't it?

Cool

You know, I sometimes wonder if HALF the crazy gizmos Niles mentions are just made up!

Niles-Caulder · Joined: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: North Rose, NY

Make up half my weapons, indeed!

I've made up all of them.....and they're stored where I have access to them anytime. Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

And Sis, I see the family laugh has finally taken hold!!!!

RickyLynn · Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 3969

Oh, yeah! It's old home week for laughter. Laughing

It's always been there every time I smile, but, somehow, the joy of it just bubbled up and poured out of me. Bwa, ha ha ha ha! Laughing

ChloeDancer · Joined: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 1555 Location: San Diego

Wasn't the unregistered, unauthorized, weapons vaporizer connected to the neurological telepathy machine some time back.

If I remember correctly, all you had to do was to "think" it was a weapon and it would be vaporized. You know the old vaporizer's slogan: "If you think it's a weapon, we think it's a weapon."

And, I've decided to start an Activities Sign-up Sheet outside the rec hall on the 4th floor for anyone who wants to socialize and join in the scheduled activities. Any suggestions to keep us occupied on our cruise will be taken into consideration...

RickyLynn · Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 3969

ChloeDancer wrote:

Wasn't the unregistered, unauthorized, weapons vaporizer connected to the neurological telepathy machine some time back.

If I remember correctly, all you had to do was to "think" it was a weapon and it would be vaporized. You know the old vaporizer's slogan: "If you think it's a weapon, we think it's a weapon."

And, I've decided to start an Activities Sign-up Sheet outside the rec hall on the 4th floor for anyone who wants to socialize and join in the scheduled activities. Any suggestions to keep us occupied on our cruise will be taken into consideration...

Only if it was unregistered - safeguards had to be instituted to keep the situation in order.

I'd love to sign up for Karaoke night. Very Happy

Niles-Caulder · Joined: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: North Rose, NY

I'm in for OTR re-creation night. I'll even use the Transformation Machine so we can really play the parts. I hope to play Hal Peary as T.P. Gildersleeve.

RickyLynn · Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 3969

Oh, you would be GREAT as Gildersleeve! The trip over is going to be a lot of fun! Very Happy

Marsfilm · Joined: Aug 27, 2005 Posts: 213 Location: NYC

Don't nuke the fridge.

RickyLynn · Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 3969

Hi, Marsfilm!

Don't worry - it's registered as essential equipment. Laughing

Niles-Caulder · Joined: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: North Rose, NY

Gonna let Marsfilm have a go as Orson if he wants.

Maybe we can get The Red Panda to let us recreate his Black Jack Justice episode "Justice Be Done" and I can reprise my role of Mordecai Brasseau. Hehe!

aussiedavid · Joined: Oct 27, 2006 Posts: 6757 Location: Australia

Okay, okay.

Don't sail just yet. Wink

Tomsam and I are just finishing off this deciding frame. He's not a bad opponent for his age. Laughing

After that we'll head down to the 'Bot sector and request a regeneration thingie. Confused

We'll then come aboard, don't forget our age dictates that we need to be whistled aboard, as is the Naval tradition. Laughing

We have very little in the way of luggage. A surfboard each, wax, thongs (sandals) and a good array of island design (floral) shirts and shorts. Oh, and the Sun screen as well. Chloe reminded me of that just a short while ago.

Our Butler, Nestor, will follow us on board with a half dozen slabs of a mix of Aussie Beer. So can you all make sure there is enough refrigerated room for this necessity.

And thanks to all of you for talking both of us to join you on what appears will be an epic voyage.

Both tomsam and I will ensure that a code of decorum will be followed, not strict, but one that will ensure that we all know what our mission is and each of us have been issued our individual orders and weapons by the Captain.

Naturally, tomsam and I will be accommodated in the upper lounge cabins, both with 180 degrees views and an ajoining, smaller cabin for Nestor.

We both look forward to this adventure.

Tomsam may post with any additional requirements that I may have overlooked.

Cool

Niles-Caulder · Joined: Aug 23, 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: North Rose, NY

No need to bring your own beverages. The "Stasis Thingie" has food and drink from all times and places held at its optimum temperature. We have wine from 3rd century BC Rome and Greece to Centauri Stout from the 54th century AD, and beyond.

I would never ask you to do without. If you prefer you may of course, bring your own potables, but it isn't necessary. I'm afraid the upper lounge cabins have been assigned to the ladies but I can give you the Royal cabin. It has 2 large bedrooms, a servant's quarters, and through the use of "phasing technology, a 360 degree view as the external walls are transparent from the inside.

Please let Nestor know that when he is not serving the needs of you two gentleman, he may indulge in being served also. All cabins come with servo-bots who will take care of any needs you may have.

Pax.

aussiedavid · Joined: Oct 27, 2006 Posts: 6757 Location: Australia

Very well, we will have the Royal Cabin. The name itself lends quite an apt description to tomsam and myself. And, we look forward to the views.

I will let Nestor know that he too can be served and attended to whatever whims. He may find it a little akward at first, having attended to gentlemen such as tomsam and I for most of his adult life.

In fact, his family has a tradition of serving only the finest and he has told us that trade goes back many generations. And, it appears that Marlinspike Hall has not yet discovered the disappearance of their butler, Nestor.

Their loss, our gain.

Cool

tomsam · Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 136 Location: Australia

well i have to tell you it's just great to be aboard, what i am aboard i am not quite sure. As for Nestor last i saw of him he was in an animated argument with two servo- bots,each demanding to serve the other first, it promises to be a long and interesting voyage. As for the Royal Cabin it is really furnished on a grand scale, in fact the walls are so transparent i nearly fell over board three times while climbing into bed.

Last report David the cad got the better of me on the last frame of our game, i was just about to sink the final ball for victory when the lights went out, i miscued and tore a two foot hole in the cloth to make it worse, not sure who hit the switch, but i do have my suspicions Twisted Evil

Well David has promised me a rematch when next we see land again, next time i am standing against the light switch. Razz

Niles i got mixed up with the potables, i bought two potties instead, not sure if we need them now though.