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Penguin and the Nun 
Added on: 02-Sep-2005 Hits: 3918 Rating: 7.0 (2 Votes) - Details
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Joke Text:

Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"

"About two and a half feet."

"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"


Rating: 7.0 (2 Votes) - Details
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